Wanted to post this earlier..

a very funny take on why Koren Robinson in Green Bay is a recipe for instant disaster.

Green Bay is a great fit for a west coast receiver and a quality kick returner, absolutely.
Green Bay and Wisconsin as a whole, however, is not a great fit for...an alcoholic. Mr. Keels, you're aware that Wisconsin's professional baseball team is called the Brewers, the Princeton Review ranks the University of Wisconsin as the best party school in America, Forbes Magazine called Milwaukee America's drunkest city, and believe it or not Wisconsinites can live longer without oxygen than they can alcohol.

Let's put a little perspective on Robinson signing with the Packers for you, Mr. Keels.
Robinson signing with the Packers is similar to:
- Michael Jackson becoming a preschool teacher.
- Mark Chmura opening a nanny service.
- Michael Irvin becoming a DEA officer.
- Marion Barry working in a head shop.
- Brett Favre becoming a pharmacist.
- Mike Tice starting an online ticket broker business.
- Fred Smoot joining the Navy.
- Shawn Kemp becoming a janitor in a sperm bank.
- Michael Jordan becoming a dealer in a Vegas casino.
- John Daly becoming a dealer in a Vegas casino.
- Eddie Griffin owning a Blockbuster Video....




Any takers on the over/under on how many days it takes him to relapse?