Over at Dodgy at Best they were nice enough to link to me, but then told me that Raul and Reyes are hotter. Honestly, I don't know what they're talking about.
Raul -- Looks like that creepy guy at the dance club who keeps grinding up on you and won't get the hint when you grab one of your girlfriends - all of your girlfriends - any random stranger - to try and relieve yourself of him. And the whole he's saying "bonita" "culo" and "besa" to you over and over again.
He also has an abnormally long face.
Jose Antonio Reyes -- Just doesn't do it for me.