Monday, March 13, 2006

Fark does my work for me

"Alabama cow tests positive for for mad cow disease. University of Alabama places their cheerleaders under quarantine"

1 comment:

Newspaper Hack said...

Too bad Fark forgot that we're in the South, not the upper Midwest. Our cheerleaders are perfect beings with bionic joints and zero body fat. Of course, they're so tiny, they don't have breasts, either, but that's why you have a dance team.