I just got back from my Thursday night bowling game so I thought this was as good a time as any to pick my winners for this year's bowl games. There's little to no scientific thought here. Here we go....
Poinsettia Bowl
Tonight, 9 pm
Utah vs. NavyI'm going with Navy, because you don't pick against a service academy.
New Orleans Bowl
Dec. 21, 8 pm
Florida Atlantic vs. MemphisMemphis it is, but mostly just because my brother lives there
Papajohns.com Bowl
Dec. 22, 1 pm
Cincinnati vs. Southern MissSouthern Miss is Brett Favre's alma mater. Nuff said.
New Mexico Bowl
Dec. 22, 4:30
New Mexico vs. NevadaNew Mexico's mascot is the Lobos, which I love.
Las Vegas Bowl
Dec. 22, 8 pm
BYU vs. UCLABYU because (just ask the candidates) it's the year of the Mormon. I'm callin' it.
Hawaii Bowl
Dec. 23, 8 pm
East Carolina vs. Boise StateAfter last year, you don't pick against Boise State in a bowl.
Motor City Bowl
Dec. 26, 7:30
Purdue vs. Central MichiganIt's the one time a year when I root for everyone else in the Big Ten.
Holiday Bowl
Dec. 27, 8 pm
Texas vs. Arizona StateTexas, because how sad would it be if they went from Vince Young in the Rose Bowl to losing the Holiday Bowl in just 2 short years?
Champs Sports Bowl
Dec. 28, 5 pm
Boston College vs. Michigan StateThis one is rough because my two tenants are root for the Big Ten and root for the Jesuits. Gotta stick with conference glory here and go with Sparty.
Texas Bowl
Dec. 28, 8 pm
TCU vs. HoustonLuckily, no matter what, the state of Texas wins. Unfortunately for me, I hate Texas. But you can't help but love a team named the Horned Frogs. TCU it is!
Emerald Bowl
Dec. 28, 8:30
Maryland vs. Oregon StateI have absolutely no interest or care for either of these teams, so I'll take the Terrapins because it's more fun sounding.
Meineke Car Care
Dec. 29, 1 pm
Wake Forest vs. ConnecticutUConn, because admit it, before this season you didn't know they had a football team.
Liberty Bowl D
ec. 29, 4:30
UCF vs. Mississippi StateMississippi State because of Sylvester Croom
Alamo Bowl
Dec. 29, 8 pm
Penn State vs. Texas A&MWho doesn't love JoePa (you know, when you're not playing against him). Go Big Ten!
Independence
Dec. 30, 8 pm
Colorado vs. AlabamaAlabama, because I have Roll Tide friends, but also because I saw Colorado lose to Iowa State (IOWA F'IN STATE) earlier in the season.
Armed Forces Bowl
Dec. 31, 12:30
Air Force vs. CaliforniaAir Force for that whole service academy thing
Sun Bowl
Dec. 31, 2 pm
South Florida vs. OregonSouth Florida for their crazy season and because the Ducks are Nike incarnate
Humanitarian Bowl
Dec. 31, 2 pm
Georgia Tech vs. Fresno StateGeorgia Tech because their mascot is cool looking and because I don't know that there are more than 13 people genuinely interested in this game.
Music City Bowl
Dec. 31, 4 pm
Kentucky vs. Florida StateHAHAHAHA! Stupid Florida State.
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Dec. 31, 7:30
Auburn vs. ClemsonAuburn has two mascots. They're the Tigers. They're the War Eagles. They're the War Tigers? I hate it. I hate Auburn on the basis that I have friends who are Alabama fans and so it's like an extension of their hate. Also, Wisconsin beat Auburn 2 years ago when everyone thought we'd get our butts kicked. Clemson it is!
Insight
Dec. 31, TBA
Indiana vs. Oklahoma State
Big Ten Baby!
Outback Bowl
Jan. 1, 11 am
Wisconsin vs. TennesseeOn Wisconsin, On Wisconsin! DUH!
Cotton Bowl
Jan. 1, 11:30
Missouri vs. ArkansasMizzou, because they got shafted. Plus, Houston Nutt left Arkansas for Ole Miss, I'm not sure if Arkansas can even show up for this game after that humiliation.
Gator Bowl
Jan. 1, 1 pm
Virginia vs. Texas TechVirginia, for Howie Long's kid.
Capital One Bowl
Jan. 1, 1 pm
Michigan vs. FloridaIt pains me to pick Michigan, but something has to go their way, right?
Rose Bowl
Jan. 1, 4:30
USC vs. IllinoisBig Ten and I HATE, HATE, HATE USC
Sugar Bowl
Jan. 1, 8:30
Hawaii vs. GeorgiaI'm still not convinced Hawaii is for real, so go Bulldogs!
Fiesta Bowl
Jan. 2, 8 pm
Oklahoma vs. West VirginiaI think this is where WVU proves once and for all they belong with the big boys.
Orange Bowl
Jan. 3, 8 pm
Virginia Tech vs. KansasKansas has to win to salvage their dream season.
International Bowl
Jan. 5, 12pm
Rutgers vs. Ball StateWho cares?
GMAC
Jan. 6, 8 pm
Tulsa vs. Bowling GreenBowling Green, because I've seen them play before
BCS National Championship
Jan. 7, 8 pm
Ohio State vs. LSUbum bum bumbum GEAUX TIGERS!!! LSU! LSU! LSU! LSU!